I haven’t blogged in a while. Lots of personal shit going on. Lots of life changes. Days of insomnia followed by roofie-esq sleeping pills. Fun times.
But I realized that something was off.
I tried to show my support to my fellow Lawsbians in need… and ended up talking about gory alien fist fights.
While trying to let someone know that we needed her around, I may have mentioned a pending zombie apocalypse, needing her for the army, and that we are the Borg.
I am assuming that being unable to provide support in anyway other then slapstick or with an insane and obscure attempt at humour… meant I was lacking a creative outlet and needed to get back at attempting to blog.
For your entertainment and of course for posterity… I shall copypasta my wonderfully obscure attempts at solace.